Episode 10: The Professor Song (demo)
Posted in Others, Guests by Lauren on May 5th, 2007
In which Kristel and I perform one of the first songs we wrote together. It’s called The Professor Song and needless to say, the lyrics aren’t particularly wholesome. For obvious reasons.
The Professor Song
By Our Band Has No Name!
It’s all your fault
coming into class like that
(fuckable man)
Coming into my head
(raping me there)
I want you
I want you…
NOW
Grab him by the ankles and
I’ll grab him by his arms and then
we’ll drag him to the back room and
let’s rob him of his charms and then
when we’re through we’ll leave him
bound and tied with time to think
I think professor…
It’s all your fault
teach me, show me, punish me
(I’ve been so bad)
I am ready for that
(oral exam)
I want you
I want to….
Grab him by the ankles and
I’ll grab him by his arms and then
we’ll drag him to the back room
and let’s rob him of his charms and then
when we’re through we’ll leave him
bound and tied with time to think
I think professor…
I deserve an A for that

the jester-in-exile says:
okay, there flies away my long-held dream to become a part of the academe. heh heh
June 4th, 2007 at 11:08 am